Occident out on the weekend

That’s the way that we relax

English Breakfast tastes like Darjeeling

But she’s too cute to even ask

Blake’s got a new face (Blake’s got a new face)

Nastiness will cause your doom

Turn and walk back to your room

The precedent’s already set now

You spend a week in old San Juan

Spanish brownstone with chairs of leather

And spanish waves to roll along

Majesty’s not overheard

Cryptographs can’t stand the word

Oh your collegiate grief has left you dowdy in sweatshirts

Absolute horror!